Five women i would go gay for, in no specific order

1. Scarlett Johansson and
2. Penelope Cruz
(together)


The red lighting, the sexy hair tosseling, the swanky spanish music. I don’t even like chicks but I’m getting hot over here. You are too, admit it.

3. Kate Winslet


Mmm, damn. I’ll never let go either, Kate.

Her movies prove she likes to take her clothes off more than I do and I am absolutely down with that.

4. Mandy Moore


Good man, Andy.

She rocks the girl-next-door thing like nobody’s business, and who doesn’t want to take the girl-next-door and turn her into a filthy, dirty whore?

5. Leisha Hailey

Alexis wouldn’t let me post the hot, lesbian sex scenes with Leisha from the L Word, so feel free to youtube those on your own time. Leisha’s the only actual lesbian on this list. I figure I have the best shot with her and she’s sassy to boot. I like my women feisty.

-Anastasia Beam




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