Stories by Alexis

Easy way to reference stories by Alexis Patron!

Loads of alcohol + dive bar + threesome proposal = horrible hangover

Top 10 ways you know you “Shoulda Called It A Night”

Top 10 ways to be a good female bartender

Happy Tuesday my friends

Drinking gone wild Wisconsin-style

Wisconsin kicks my ass – part deux

The “Anastasia” Series:

  1. Top drunken quotes from Anastasia brought to you by Alexis
  2. Yeah, we tried it
  3. Wing (wo)man
  4. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
  5. The day we met
  6. The Anastasia I once knew
  7. Anastasia and Alexis to reunite!
  8. Boozetastic
  9. Happy anniversary to Shoulda Called It A Night
  10. Insight into our minds

Oh sweet Valentine’s Day

Alexis vs. Firestone

Alexis’ New Year’s Eve

Commitment – A scary word

My year in review

Merry Christmas!

The “New Zealander” Series

1) My date with a Kiwi

2) Asshole of the year

3) Get ready… RUN!

Hey, bartender!

Unavailable men

Alexis gets hitched

The other woman Two part story: The art of sex-ting

Wedding Shenanigans Two part story: I did what?!

Streetwalkers

Don’t mess with me

Sin city Two part story: Motorboatin’ son of a bitch

This one time… at band camp…

I’m just not that into you

I kissed a girl…

Watch out for that Jell-O

The wine bar

Roommates

Tequila makes my clothes come off

Sometimes I act a little slutty

The overzealous assumption

Different area codes

My first relationship with a stranger

Top 10 Reasons to use the buddy system after a night of NYC drinking

Welcome to New York

The drunk scooter

My two-day hangover

In the spirit of Valentine’s Day

Our obligatory Valentine’s Day post, part one

The “Earnest” Series:

1) What not to do on a date

2) a whole lot of crazy

3) Dumping a 37 year old

4) Just let go

5) The shirt

In a moment of weakness

X Factor

The “Mistake” Series:

1) I recently was dumped…

2) When the ex meddles

3) All the signs

My 1987-mile booty call

“Might as well get something out of it instead of just herpes” – AB

Love,

Alexis Patron


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