About Anastasia and Alexis

We are Anastasia Beam and Alexis Patron, two 25 year-old self-proclaimed functioning alcoholics with a penchant for making out with strangers. We can polish off a thirty rack like one of the boys or slut it up with shots and dancing at a fancy bar. One day, we plan to turn our stories into an empire that would make Jenna Jameson blush, but for now our goal is to share our stories of debauchery with you and maybe give you a laugh or two.

Any feedback is welcome and if you subscribe to our RSS feed, you’re one step closer to getting nude pictures of us (or awesome, awesome drinking buddies for the ladies).

We’re on twitter as well. You should follow us, then we’ll follow you and we’ll all be best friends.

Anastasia Beam


Alexis Patron


17 Comments so far
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I love reading your blog and check it daily!

Comment by Rebecca

Thanks for the kind words lady!
-Anastasia and Alexis

Comment by shouldacalleditanight

You guys are great! Love reading the blogs.

Comment by Sara

Thanks! Anyone who supports our alcoholism is a-okay in our book.
-Anastasia and Alexis

Comment by shouldacalleditanight

i think i heart you guys real hard! i clicked the ‘douche baggery’ tag on my blog, & here you are. it’s meant to be! sigh…true love.

x,
a

Comment by art to choke on

I think we heart you right back and are totally stoked you found us.
-Anastasia and Alexis

Comment by shouldacalleditanight

Just another lawyer here, but I hope not like the other one! Keep up the good work… Hope to see you sometime!

Comment by Michael

Wow. I just somehow stumbled across this page today and you guys are hilarious and i’ve been reading for about an hour now. I think its safe to say I will keep reading and probably show my friends so we can all laugh together. I’m glad I found this! =D

Comment by Kaylee

I think I’m in love.

About these naked pictures….

Comment by Adam

Love it! Tucker Max for the ladies! Finally!

Comment by Jessica

I love your site. Keep it up !

Comment by knowledgetoday

I absolutely love reading your blog. i look forward to reading it every day!

Comment by Sandie

Yes I also check this blog daily. Too much fun and way too familiar to my own life at times. Nice to know we’re not alone lol

Comment by Sara

Haha yeah you definitely are not alone! Glad you enjoy the stories!
-Alexis and Anastasia

Comment by shouldacalleditanight

Well, I put it all in one word, but what’s obvious is that Douchebaggery and Debauchery clearly belong together.
Adieux

Comment by Will Fokker

Hi there from For the love of Vod! Thanks for your comment, Alexis. Glad I got the link to your blog. Always nice to bond over mutual shit shows. I look forward to challenging your debauchery in the future!

Comment by fortheloveofvod

I love it, yes I look forward to the challenge as well. Definitely nice to bond over shit shows!

-Alexis

Comment by shouldacalleditanight




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