About Anastasia and Alexis
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We are Anastasia Beam and Alexis Patron, two 25 year-old self-proclaimed functioning alcoholics with a penchant for making out with strangers. We can polish off a thirty rack like one of the boys or slut it up with shots and dancing at a fancy bar. One day, we plan to turn our stories into an empire that would make Jenna Jameson blush, but for now our goal is to share our stories of debauchery with you and maybe give you a laugh or two.
Any feedback is welcome and if you subscribe to our RSS feed, you’re one step closer to getting nude pictures of us (or awesome, awesome drinking buddies for the ladies).
We’re on twitter as well. You should follow us, then we’ll follow you and we’ll all be best friends.
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I love reading your blog and check it daily!
Comment by Rebecca February 17, 2009 @ 9:58 amThanks for the kind words lady!
Comment by shouldacalleditanight February 17, 2009 @ 10:01 am-Anastasia and Alexis
You guys are great! Love reading the blogs.
Comment by Sara February 20, 2009 @ 12:10 pmThanks! Anyone who supports our alcoholism is a-okay in our book.
Comment by shouldacalleditanight February 20, 2009 @ 12:35 pm-Anastasia and Alexis
i think i heart you guys real hard! i clicked the ‘douche baggery’ tag on my blog, & here you are. it’s meant to be! sigh…true love.
x,
Comment by art to choke on February 25, 2009 @ 2:02 ama
I think we heart you right back and are totally stoked you found us.
Comment by shouldacalleditanight February 25, 2009 @ 7:38 am-Anastasia and Alexis
Just another lawyer here, but I hope not like the other one! Keep up the good work… Hope to see you sometime!
Comment by Michael February 27, 2009 @ 4:30 pmWow. I just somehow stumbled across this page today and you guys are hilarious and i’ve been reading for about an hour now. I think its safe to say I will keep reading and probably show my friends so we can all laugh together. I’m glad I found this! =D
Comment by Kaylee March 2, 2009 @ 3:51 pmI think I’m in love.
About these naked pictures….
Comment by Adam March 5, 2009 @ 7:03 pmLove it! Tucker Max for the ladies! Finally!
Comment by Jessica March 24, 2009 @ 2:59 pmI love your site. Keep it up !
Comment by knowledgetoday March 30, 2009 @ 2:05 amI absolutely love reading your blog. i look forward to reading it every day!
Comment by Sandie April 3, 2009 @ 8:44 amYes I also check this blog daily. Too much fun and way too familiar to my own life at times. Nice to know we’re not alone lol
Comment by Sara April 27, 2009 @ 1:54 pmHaha yeah you definitely are not alone! Glad you enjoy the stories!
Comment by shouldacalleditanight May 4, 2009 @ 12:12 pm-Alexis and Anastasia
Well, I put it all in one word, but what’s obvious is that Douchebaggery and Debauchery clearly belong together.
Comment by Will Fokker December 11, 2009 @ 2:14 pmAdieux
Hi there from For the love of Vod! Thanks for your comment, Alexis. Glad I got the link to your blog. Always nice to bond over mutual shit shows. I look forward to challenging your debauchery in the future!
Comment by fortheloveofvod March 13, 2010 @ 10:54 amI love it, yes I look forward to the challenge as well. Definitely nice to bond over shit shows!
-Alexis
Comment by shouldacalleditanight March 15, 2010 @ 10:10 am